2005-11-22 - 9:08 p.m.

Why are Christians (ok, most of, not all - but most of) so whiny? Seriously. Wal-Mart gets boycotted by a Catholic group for saying "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas", and go on to demand giant signs and gift certificates with the phrase and Christmas jingles in commercials. Unfortunately, Wal-Mart fired the employee who logically explained how "Happy Holidays" is more inclusive to millions of shoppers and gave in to the demands of the coercion.
Many Christians now are "fighting" for their "rights" by boycotting Target, supposedly for directing employees to say "Happy Holidays". Target denies such and order and even points out the many Christmas displays in their stores. A sign rests over one such display which reads "Celebrate Christmas"!
My message to Christians who feel the need to "fight for their rights": Bite me. Come on! Get out of here! You, the world minority who controls 99% of what goes on in the world, have no friggin' right to complain. So, shut up. People are sick and tired of those in power whimpering, "B-b-b-b-but I need more power - boo-hoo-hoo I don't control enough - waaaaa. Only every President of the U.S. and all other nations with power are controlled by Christians whether that's the majority or not. I want ALL of it. Waaaaa-haaaa-haaaa-haaaaaaaaa. *sniff*"
Yeah, that's pretty much how I feel. Shut up. Do I need to say it again? Shut up you whiny, pathetic, hipocrytic, bratty, power mongering, biggoted, know-it-alls.
If I complain about having to hear about your absent, likely non-existent God everywhere I turn (on my money, my courthouses, my government, political speaches, etc.), I'm told to stop whining about something that doesn't do me any harm whether it's my belief or not. Someone has the nerve - the gull - to wish "happy holidays" to a person who turns out to be a Christian; oh, well that's just too offensive to live with. #^@$ you.

That's my talking point for the day.

Happy Holidays, everybody.

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